Pink Toaster

A super short story by jm


"One banana, a ginger ale, two dollars sir."

"I need something else."

"I can't read minds, sir."

"How could you?"

"How could I what, sir?"

"Read minds."

"Sir, my sister reads minds, she designs toasters."

"Did she design my toaster?"

"Not sure, is it pink?"

"Is what pink?"

"Your toaster, sir"

"NO! Is your toaster PINK?"

"Yes sir, it is."

"Why is your friggin' toaster PINK?"

"Two dollars sir, we have other customers waiting."


copyright 2010 by j metzger